| 1 | U + I = J | 54 |
| 2 | Pork Roll for Passover! | 53 |
| 3 | Ted Cruz and the Cuban Mistress Crisis | 48 |
| April is the Shoe-est Month | 47 | |
| Seaman Cumming? Elijah Is a No Show | 47 | |
| Burger of the Month: Avocado da Vida Burger | 45 | |
| United Colors of Trivialis | 41 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 40 | |
| Plan F is for Feels | 40 | |
| Schism? I Barely Know Him | 37 | |
| The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Team | 36 | |
| P&S Envy | 32.5 | |
| Morning Inwood | 31 |
Marcia Gay Harden was obviously Medfield College's best president.
| 1 | April is the Shoe-est Month | 51 |
| 2 | Seaman Cumming? Elijah Is a No Show | 49* |
| Burger of the Month: Avocado da Vida Burger | 49 | |
| United Colors of Trivialis | 49 | |
| 3 | Pork Roll for Passover! | 48 |
| U + I = J | 48 | |
| Blue Lizard | 47 | |
| Beef Train | 44 | |
| Ted Cruz and the Cuban Mistress Crisis | 43 | |
| The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Team | 41 | |
| Woman & Husband | 39 | |
| Plan F is for Feels | 38 | |
| Team Margarita | 38 | |
| Shiny Pennies | 37 | |
| Google Machine | 23 | |
| NASCAR | 22 |
They said they wanted to go after young, hungry guys?
| 1 | Pork Roll for Passover! | 56 |
| 2 | Seaman Cumming? Elijah Is a No Show | 52 |
| 3 | April is the Shoe-est Month | 51 |
| Burger of the Month: Avocado da Vida Burger | 49 | |
| U + I = J | 49 | |
| United Colors of Trivialis | 49 | |
| Woman & Husband | 44 | |
| Plan F is for Feels | 43 | |
| Mahna Mahna | 42 | |
| Ted Cruz and the Cuban Mistress Crisis | 39 | |
| The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Team | 34 | |
| Fraser | 24 | |
| The Seamaniacs | 22 | |
| The Not So Wise Crackers | 10 |
The city of Yuma, AZ once used the tourism slogan, "Experience our sense of Yuma". Seriously.
Also, this is our first quiz in April. If you want a bonus point for your team, you'd better show up and...
Show us your cans!
We're collecting donations for the Good Shepherd food pantry. If everyone on your team complies and brings in a donation, then your team will get a point added to your score at the end of the night.
Low sodium and low sugar foods are particularly helpful and wanted, as are seasonings (plain boiled pasta gets tiring, no matter how hungry you are.) Child-appealing products are great too.
| 1 | Burger of the Month: Don't Go Bacon My Heart | 53.5 |
| 2 | Pork Roll and Cabbage | 51.5 |
| 3 | Et Tu, University of Inwood? | 50.5 |
| Trivialet's Move to Canada if Drumpf Wins | 50 | |
| C-Town Casualties | 47 | |
| Seaman Cumming Over Your Stinkin' Border Wall | 46 | |
| The Shoes of March | 46 | |
| Plan F | 45.5 | |
| Cool Hand Ruth | 44 | |
| Wexford | 44 | |
| Wyrd Sisters | 40 | |
| Valentine | 36 | |
| Munchausen by Proxy | 33 | |
| 404 Answers Not Found | 29 | |
| Devil Cat Fart | 21 |
Nice find, Wesley Oley Basham
| 1 | Burger of the Month: Don't Go Bacon My Heart | 51 |
| 2 | Et Tu, University of Inwood? | 46 |
| 3 | Plan F | 45 |
| Mediocre Short-Fingered Vulgarians | 44 | |
| Seaman Cumming Over Your Stinkin' Border Wall | 43 | |
| The Shoes of March | 42 | |
| Trivialet's Move to Canada if Drumpf Wins | 41 | |
| Pork Roll and Cabbage | 39 | |
| Black Tiara | 31 | |
| Schism? I Hardly Know Him!! | 30 | |
| 404 Answers Not Found | 28 | |
| The Fuster Clucks | 26 | |
| ¡SHARKBABY! | 25 |
Today I intend to listen to the world's largest fully-operational, fully-functional, playable piped organ. Hopefully, I'll make it to the quiz afterward.
